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Ali: Salut, everyone! And welcome to 777 Championship Wrestling’s Jackpot! I am Ali Hakim-Mann, your play-by-play commentator keeping you up to date on all the action.Rumble: And I’m Thomas “Rumble” Sullivan, homies, homos, and hoes. Ready to see Truman bring it!
Ali: Absolutely. If you missed it, let me take you back to last week on Jackpot, where we had two astounding showings by the two incredible wrestlers we will see in tonight’s Main Event, Truman and K3yla. Rumble: Whatever, that’s in the past. And tonight, we’ll see a lot of action as all the best, and my personal favorites, move forward in the Gold Rush tournament.
Ali: Let’s not keep anyone waiting any longer and go to Garrett “Gridlock” Dalton in the ring.
Standing center of the ring, microphone hanging from the catwalks high above, Garrett “Gridlock” Dalton begins to explain the rules. “The next two matches are the 2nd and 3rd seed rounds of the Gold Rush tournament to crown the first ever 777 Heavyweight Champion. The losers of these two matches will compete again later in the evening in the first round of the Loser’s bracket.”
Gold Rush Double Elimination Tournament 2nd Seed Match: Platinum Peter Vincent v. El Technico IV
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $420, Platinum Peter Vincent.”
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $200, El Technico IV.”
Ali: You may notice, Rumble, that some folks have less Net Worth than last week. That means that over the week they may have had to pay fines or they may have made some bets. While Net Worth is public information at all times, what bets are being made and on whom those bets are made is completely private.
As the bell rings, a fire comes into PPV’s eyes and he immediately goes on the offensive. He roughly manhandles El Technico IV, whipping him into the ropes, then laying him flat with the Gold Rush death valley driver! As El Technico is reeling, Platinum Peter Vincent pulls his thumb across his throat, lifts the luchadore up vertically for a few seconds, before finishing him with the Platinum Drill!
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO!
Ali: And three, this is over.
Winner by pinfall in 0:23 --- Platinum Peter Vincent!!
Rumble: Holy hell in a hand grenade, that’s what I’m talking about!
Ali: Another impressive showing by Platinum Peter Vincent and another victory in under thirty seconds. What a way to open this second episode of Jackpot, right here on the DiY Network. This means that PPV will advance in the Gold Rush tournament, and El Technico IV will have another chance later on tonight versus Brad Lockwood.
Gold Rush Double Elimination Tournament 3rd Seed Match: Grundy v. Riesgo
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $957, accompanied by Froggy Froggy Froggy, Grundy!”
“Making her way to the ring, worth approximately $300, Riesgo!”
Grundy towers over the luchadora, but she refuses to backdown, going toe to toe with the Backwoods Brute. He smiles down at her, clearly enjoying her brash confidence. He then hears a voice no one else can hear and his demeanor changes on a dime, as he tries to smash her with an overhead doublefist slam. Riesgo dodges and rolls out of the ring, but the Backwood Brute is on her trail, rolling out after her. She runs around the corner, diving over the steel steps, giving her enough time to slide into the ring, run the ropes and launch herself back over the top with a huge corkscrew plancha, taking the big man Grundy off his feet! She celebrates inside the ring as the referee starts the 10-count.
1. 2. 3. 4, and Grundy is back in the ring. Where is met by Riesgo, who uses all her acrobatic skills to plant him with a moonsault STO combination! She once more celebrates, only to be caught by the big man Grundy, who grabs her by her ear and throws her across the ring.
Rumble: Grundy hit that move full force! That’s what she gets for celebrating like a fool. The match is nowhere near being over.
Riesgo rises to her feet quickly and leaps over the ropes. Grundy trundles forward, but Riesgo launches herself with a slingshot corkscrew crossbody, knocking the big man to the ground. As Riesgo leans over to pull him to his feet, Grundy smashes his forehead into hers with a devastating headbutt that sends the luchadora reeling. Riesgo tries to mount some offense, but Grundy is to his feet and hits the Forearm Club. Grundy hits Riesgo with that Ear-grab choke throw.
Instead of taking advantage, Grundy gets distracted and falls to his knees, consulting with Froggy Froggy Froggy in the corner. Riesgo climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps, doing some damage to the distracted Grundy with a Diving Senton. As Riesgo tries to gain the advantage, Grundy grabs her by her ear once more. She tries to fight out of it, but Grundy tosses her across the ring with a third choke throw. Riesgo tries to take a breather, but Grundy doesn't let up and instead hits Riesgo with a Headbutt.
Grundy tries for a submission, getting Riesgo in the Mandible Claw. Riesgo feels the effects of the Mandible Claw as Grundy applies the pressure. Riesgo reaches out and grabs the ropes and the referee breaks the hold.
Ali: Grundy is going for a pin here on Riesgo. Rumble: Riesgo might not be completely worn out yet.
Ali: Grundy has Riesgo's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!
Ali: Riesgo gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt! Riesgo delivers a quick kick to Grundy’s thighs, bringing him to the mat, then leaps up to the top rope and hits Grundy with that Diving Senton. Grundy gets hit with a second Moonsault STO combination by Riesgo as she fights back, using her incredible athleticism to make the giant do what she wants. But Grundy shoves Riesgo to the mat and puts all her weight on her in a forcible pin.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO!
Ali: Grundy can't keep Riesgo down as Riesgo is able to kick out … then reverse it with a small package! Riesgo has Grundy’s shoulders to the mat!
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Grundy shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Riesgo's pin attempt, breaking out of the small package. That doesn’t deter Riesgo as she flips over Grundy for a Jack-knife pin!
Rumble: This is futile, how many times does Grundy have to kick out for Riesgo to give up and go with a new tactics?
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Grundy forcibly shoves Riesgo off of him to break the pinfall count. Riesgo, full of fire and determination, kicks Grundy in the shoulder then leaps into the air, landing on Grundy with a standing shooting star press. Grundy’s shoulders are down and she hooks the leg for a pin.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO! Rumble: I’m not a huge fan of Grundy’s, but he’s got a to kick out here or this one could be over!
Ali: THREE---NO!! Grundy kicks out at the absolute last second. Both wrestlers get back to their feet. Grundy whips Riesgo into the ropes, but she reverses. Grundy runs, lurching forward for a big boot, but Riesgo leap frogs. Grundy comes back and catches Riesgo from behind with a second big booth, throwing her to the mat. As Grundy reaches for her, she counters with a schoolboy roll-up.
Ali: Riesgo has Grundy's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE! And Grundy kicks out at one. Grundy grabs Riesgo by the ear again, but instead of throwing her, he just puts all his weight on her, pinning her down to the mat. Riesgo wiggles out before a count of one. Riesgo runs the ropes, but Grundy catches her by surprise with a Short-arm STO. The Backwoods Brute confers with Froggy Froggy Froggy and nods, revving his arm like holding a chainsaw, signaling for the Woodchipper. Riesgo gets to her feet and continues to fight, throwing forearms and kicks, but Grundy grabs her and choke throws her once again. Grundy runs to her, but she responds with a Dropsault! She follows it up with another!
Rumble: I hate to admit it, but Riesgo does one of the best Dropkicks that I have ever seen.
Riesgo, riding high on momentum, is shut down but Grundy’s incredible sky high sitout chokebomb.
Ali: I don’t know why Grundy isn't going for the Woodchipper here.
Rumble: Maybe Froggy Froggy Froggy has different plans?
Grundy hits Riesgo with that Running Big Boot. Riesgo is reeling and Grundy smiles. The fans are torn, loving both competitors, as chants of “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” fill the 777 Arena. Grundy tries to take advantage, but in desperation, Riesgo catches him with another Moonsault STO combination. She is unable to take advantage, though, as Grundy smashes Riesgo right in the face with a forearm club. Riesgo falls, blood coming from her nose and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner by Referee Stoppage in 8:22 --- Grundy!!
Ali: Riesgo may be bleeding, but she looks like she still wants to fight.
Rumble: The ref made the right call. She has a second match tonight because of the manhandling Grundy gave her, better to have her still able towalk and take an hour to heal up her face.
Ali: And with that win, Grundy moves on to the next round of the Gold Rush tournament. Is sleeping just the worst? Don't you wish it could be more like you were drowning? Well come on down to ...
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Gold Rush Double Elimination Tournament 4th Seed Match: Candee Thrasher v. Lucas Thrope
“Making her way to the ring, worth approximately $400, accompanied by Carla, Candee Thrasher!”
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $500, Lucas Thrope!”
Candee Thrasher catches Lucas Thrope by surprise with a Leg Sweep in the opening seconds of the match. Carla turns away, disproving of her sister’s underhanded actions. As Lucas tries to stand, Candee laughs and hits another leg sweep.
Rumble: Fantastic! Mortal Kombat tactics!
As Candee gloats, Lucas fills with animalistic rage and pounces, doing some damage to Candee Thrasher with that Lariat Takedown. Lucas picks Candee up and tosses her into the ropes. He drops to the ground as she tries to hit a double knee lift, but on the return she catches him, crashing her knees into the side of his head. Keeping her momentum, Candee Thrasher climbs to the top rope and leaps off, taking down Lucas Thrope with that Flying Clothesline. Lucas fires back with a Lariat Takedown, followed by a double knee lift of his own.
Ali: These two are possibly the most evenly matched wrestlers in 777. Both incredibly skilled brawlers, they are trading blows tit for tat.
Rumble: *snicker* you … you said … *snicker*
Ali: Ugh, shut up, Rumble. Candee Thrasher attempts to take a breather in the corner, sitting and listening to what Carla has to say, but Lucas Thrope doesn't let up and instead hits Candee Thrasher with a Running Facewash. Candee stumbles into the center of the ring. Lucas runs the ropes, and Candee ducks him, then crashes into his head with another Double Knee Lift. Candee Thrasher tries to counterattack, but to no avail as Lucas Thrope hits the Haymaker. Candee Thrasher gets hit by the One Man Wolfpack with a Running Backfist. Firmly feeling in control, Lucas lets up his onslaught, only for Candee to take advantage, catching Thrope by surprise with a Flying Clothesline. Lucas Thrope tries to counter, but to no avail as Candee Thrasher hits another Flying Clothesline. Before can take comfort in her offense, she gets smashed by a Lariat Takedown by Lucas Thrope. Candee Thrasher takes down Lucas Thrope with a blatant Eye Rake. The referee scolds her as she just smiles, pretending she didn’t do anything.
Ali: Deplorable. If she keeps that up, I hope the referee disqualifies her and throws this match out.
Lucas stumbles in the middle of the ring, trying to get his sight unhindered, allowing Candee to take the advantage and catches Lucas by surprise with a Flying Clothesline. The One Man Wolfpack is seriously handicapped now, and the Convicted Thrasher lays him out with a haymaker. Lucas Thrope gets hit with that Corkscrew Elbow Drop and then pinned to the mat by Candee Thrasher.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO!
Ali: THREE! With her dirty tactics, Candee Thrasher gets the win and moves forward in the Gold Rush tournament.
Winner by pinfall in 6:54 --- Candee Thrasher!!
Debut Match of Jeremy ‘the Pain Conductor’ Cleetus
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $0.00, accompanied by Jim Steed, Jeremy ‘the Pain Conductor’ Cleetus!”
Ali: This is a happy fan turned professional, all in a single week. He also kindly gave all his bonus money from signing to Jim Steed, who promptly bet it all on Cleetus to win!
Rumble: Gag me.
Ali: I don’t know what your problem is.
Rumble: My problem is, this is competition. And betting on a loser fan turned NEVER-HAS-WRESTLED-EVER wrestler to WIN is … insulting. Especially considering his opponent.
Ali: His opponent wasn’t made public.
Rumble: That doesn’t mean that I don’t know who he is. And there is no way Cleetus is going to be able to beat MY man …
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $1100, Troll!”
Jeremy Cleetus looks a little lost, but the fans’ support and Jim Steed in his corner gives him some confidence. Cleetus puts up his hands to lock up, but Troll steps forward and headbutts him instead. Jeremy reels back and the fans boo as Troll laughs. Troll takes down Jeremy Cleetus with that Shoulder Tackle. But Jeremy Cleetus has clearly learned some things in his first week of being a wrestler, and catches Troll in a backslide pin!
Ali: Jeremy Cleetus has Troll's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!
Rumble: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Jeremy Cleetus.
Ali: Jeremy Cleetus can't keep Troll down as Troll is able to kick out.
Troll catches Jeremy Cleetus by surprise with a Headbutt. Jeremy Cleetus tries to counter, but to no avail as Troll hits the Big Boot. Troll takes down Jeremy Cleetus with that Headbutt. The Pain Conductor hits the mat hard. Troll attempts to gloat, but Jeremy Cleetus doesn't let up and instead hits Troll with a Clothesline that knocks him off his feet! Jeremy Cleetus goes for the cover on Troll and hooks the leg as Jim Steed cheers and yells in his corner.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Troll gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt. Rumble: Troll isn’t going to be beat. Period.
Jeremy Cleetus does some damage to Troll with that Forearm Club. But Troll does his own backslide pin.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO!
Ali: Troll can't keep Jeremy Cleetus down as Jeremy Cleetus is able to kick out. Jeremy Cleetus, with some encouragement from his corner, whips Troll into a neutral corner. He then reaches up into the sky and pulls down an invisible whistle. “
CHOO CHOO!” Jeremy then runs full force into Troll, colliding with him in a Turnbuckle Splash. Jeremy Cleetus follows that up with a Big Boot. Another whip into the corner, and another Turnbuckle Splash by Jeremy Cleetus. Then another. Jeremy Cleetus goes for one more, but Troll explodes out of the corner with a big boot. Troll tries to grab the Pain Conductor, but Cleetus answers back with a Forearm Club. He then takes Troll down with a clothesline. And another. Cleetus celebrates with Jim Steed as Troll is wobbly on his feet. “
All Aboard!”
Ali: Jeremy Cleetus could be getting ready to go for the The Loco-Motive, an impressive Crucifix Bomb that the Pain Conductor has been working on as a big finish. The question will be if he can lift Troll over his head.Jeremy Cleetus softens Troll up with a Forearm Club, followed by a turnbuckle splash. He then shoves Troll’s head between his legs and the crowd gives out an enormous “
CHOO CHOO!” Then the giant is flipped onto Cleetus’ shoulders! He runs and tosses the Norwegian strongman with the Loco-Motive!
Ali: Good night, Troll! ONE! TWO! THREE!Rumble: Noooooooooooo!
Winner by pinfall in 5:39 --- Jeremy Cleetus!!
Jim Steed jumps into the ring, celebrating with Jeremy Cleetus, still in shock at his first match. Troll rolls out of the ring as the fans begin to chant:
CHOO-CHOO
CHOO-CHOO
CHOO-CHOO
The enormous smile on ‘the Pain Conductor’ makes it all the better as he lifts Jim Steed up on his shoulder and the two new friends celebrate Jeremy’s big win with the crowd.
Ali: Rumble, you have to admit –
Rumble: I have to admit nothing. Letting a man who SHOULD BE IN PRISON wrestle and attack another man from behind is … is … disrespectful at best … and … a felony, period. Where are the cops?
Ali: I bet quite a few are celebrating with the rest of the 777 Arena for Jeremy Cleetus’ big win! Gold Rush Tournament Loser’s Bracket 1st Match – Brad Lockwood v. El Technico IV
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $500, Brad Lockwood.”
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $300, El Technico IV.”
The bell sounds, and Lockwood is a fury or rage and pain! A flurry of European uppercuts from behind sends El Technico reeling into a corner, where the Commander locks up around the luchadore’s waist and smashes him to the mat with a German suplex. Without letting go, he hits a second. Then a third. Then a fourth! Before El Technico can react, Lockwood yells and throws his hands to his sides, then sets El Technico IV in a suplex with a hooked leg.
Ali: Brad Lockwood calls this the M.O.A.B., and it is one of the finest fisherman suplexes in the industry.
Rumble: Perfect is what I’d call it.
Keeping the luchadore’s leg tight in, Lockwood hits a perfect fisherman’s suplex, bridging out on impact.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: TWO!
Rumble: This one is done.
Ali: THREE! Brad Lockwood has picked up the victory, and El Technico IV is the first to be officially removed from the Gold Rush tournament. Not a great day for the high flying sensation.
Winner by pinfall in 1:56 --- Brad Lockwood!!
As the referee lifts Lockwood’s hand, he rips it away and continues his assault on El Technico! He drops a series of elbows and vicious kicks on El Technico. He then rolls out of the ring, pulling El Technico with him, and whipping him into a barricade. He continues his onslaught with more dropped knees and elbow drops, viciously attacking the luchadore as referees starts to run out. Lockwood slides the luchadore between the ringpost and the ring steps and viciously kicks the steps into the trapped El Technico’s back as Garrett “Gridlock” Dalton gets his hands on Lockwood, putting him in a hammerlock and the referees take El Technico out from his entrapped spot. Lockwood is escorted to the back, but shakes off everyone and yells incoherently at the crowd, who boo him mercilessly.
Ali: Disgraceful. Utterly absurd. Second week in a row that Lockwood has attacked one of his competition on the outside. That kind of brutal action is –
Rumble: Exactly what we are looking for!
Ali: How can you even begin to say that with a straight face, Rumble?
Rumble: It’s true. Lockwood is a man to be reckoned with. And he took advantage of a man who wasn’t on his game today.
Ali: He smashed the ring steps into El Technico’s ribs and spine! That is certainly going to give him some kind of fine.
As El Technico is helped to his feet, the arena cheers him on. Battered and bruised, but able to walk out on his own is a small victory, but one the fans relentlessly cheer the luchadore on for.
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Gold Rush Tournament Loser’s Bracket 2nd Match – Miles Infinity v. Riesgo
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $1200, Miles Infinity!”
((Miles Infinity's music))
“Making her way to the ring, worth approximately $300, Riesgo!”
Riesgo gets hit with an European Uppercut by Miles Infinity to start the match. Miles Infinity is caught unaware by Riesgo’s offense, though, as she trips him, hops on top of the top rope, and hits him with a Diving Senton. She then hops up and hits Miles with a second one. Riesgo attempts to celebrate with the crowd, but Miles Infinity doesn't let up and instead hits Riesgo with a Face-breaker DDT. Miles Infinity tries for a Backhand Chop on Riesgo and is successful. Miles whips Riesgo into the ropes. Rebound, leapfrog. Rebound, and Miles telegraphs the back body drop, so Riesgo flips around him in classic lucha style, eventually hitting a crucifix pin.
Ali: Riesgo showing her incredible skills as a luchadora and has Miles Infinity's shoulders pinned to the mat. ONE!
Ali: Miles Infinity shoves Riesgo off and breaks out of the pin.
Miles Infinity gets out of the ring for a second to breath, but that just lights a fire under Riesgo, who leaps out of the ring with a Corkscrew Plancha. Riesgo follows that up with a Dropkick. She rolls Miles into the ring, claps a few times to get the audiences clapping, then hits her patented Shooting Star Press. She hooks the Connection’s leg.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Riesgo looks upset as Miles Infinity kicks out of the pin.
Miles Infinity goes for the cover on Riesgo and hooks the leg.
Rumble: I don't think that Miles Infinity has done enough damage to Riesgo yet.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Miles Infinity can't keep Riesgo down as Riesgo is able to kick out.
Riesgo does some damage to Miles Infinity with that Dropkick. Miles Infinity gets hit with a Dropkick by Riesgo as he runs the ropes, trying to get some momentum. Riesgo catches Miles Infinity by surprise with a Dropsault, judging by the look of shock on his face. As Riesgo pulls Miles up for some move, he schoolboys her with a roll-up.
Ali: ONE!
Ali: Riesgo gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!
Riesgo measures up Miles Infinity and hits the Diving Senton. Miles Infinity attempts to take a breather on the outside once again, but Riesgo doesn't let up and instead hits Miles Infinity with a Diving Senton over the top rope. They both roll back into the ring, where Miles is able to take advantage and hits the Bridging German Suplex and catches Riesgo in a pin.
Rumble: That Bridging German Suplex is damaging enough, but then turning it straight into a pinning combination can catch your opponent off-guard.
Ali: ONE! And Riesgo gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt.
Ali: Miles Infinity is going for a pin here on Riesgo.
Rumble: The Connection is looking desperate.
Ali: ONE! And Riesgo gets out quickly. But that doesn’t stop Miles who once again rolls Riesgo up. ONE!
Ali: Riesgo kicks out of the pin attempt.
Riesgo does some damage to Miles Infinity with that Dropsault. Riesgo leaps to the top rope and yells out “ESTAS MUERTO!” She is getting ready for her finishing maneuver, a belly-to-back wheelbarrow facebuster. Riesgo catches Miles Infinity by surprise with a Dropkick, then a second one. Riesgo sets Miles Infinity up and …
Ali: Yes! Riesgo hits the Estas Muerto!
Ali: Miles Infinity is out cold. The referee is going to award this match to Riesgo, no pinfall necessary.
Winner by referee stoppage in 5:38 --- Riesgo!!
Ali: What an upset! Riesgo continues in the tournament after a knockout win by Grundy earlier on this evening.
Rumble: I hate to say it, but Infinity should have seen this coming.
Ali: I don’t think anyone could have expected this kind of turn around, Rumble.
Rumble: If Infinity really does have a “connection” to higher powers and planes of understanding, he should have seen that he has zero chance of winning the 777 Heavyweight title now!
Ali: Either way, Riesgo moves on in the Gold Rush tournament, and Miles Infinity is out.Don't be a Shoyru-can't! Come on down and we'll clean you up to look like your favorite fighting game characters!
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Gold Rush Tournament 1st Seed Match and MAIN EVENT – K3yla v. Truman
“Making her way to the ring, worth approximately $0.00, K3yla!”
“Making his way to the ring, worth approximately $424, accompanied by Amy Atom, Truman!”
K3yla playfully starts the match with a cartwheel. Amy Atom scoffs at the theatrics, but K3yla follows it up with a leg sweep that gets Truman on the mat. K3yla goes for an early pin attempt.
Ali: ONE! And Truman gets the shoulder up. K3yla measures up Truman and hits the Backhand Chop, to which the crowd responds with a loud “WOOOOOOOOOOO!” K3yla then does another cartwheel leg sweep. Tired of her theatrics, Truman pops up and crushes K3yla with a backbreaker. K3yla fires back with a Backhand Chop that send Truman to the mat. She gets down with him and locks in an STF. Truman feels the pressure as K3yla has that STF locked in. Truman is trying to reach for the ropes. Finally, Truman reaches out and grabs the ropes and the referee breaks the hold, warning Amy Atom to back-off since she was getting close to interfering.
The crowd starts to chant for K3yla: “YOU CAN WRESTLE *clap clap clapclapclap* YOU CAN WRESTLE”. She smiles a big dopey smile, and ducks a clothesline from Truman. She uses his momentum to get him on her back and lift him up, applying the Gory Special.
Rumble: That Gory Special might be too much for Truman at this stage in the match. That Gory Special isn't fun to be in. Truman has got to grab onto the ropes and get out of this hold before too much damage is done.
K3yla attempts to do some damage to Truman with the Gory Special. Truman is finally able to use his size to break out of the move with some elbows, forcing K3yla to let go of the submission. Truman catches K3yla by surprise with a Forearm Club. K3yla is dazed after that Forearm Club. Truman is going for a pin.
Ali: ONE! And K3yla kicks out.
K3yla immediately fires back on Truman and locks in an inverted STF, otherwise known as the Muta Lock. Truman struggles to break free, but is unsuccessful as K3yla cranks back on his head.
Rumble: Amy, do something! If Truman can't get out of that Muta Lock it can do some permanent damage.
Truman continues to struggle, pulling himself towards the ropes, inch by inch, every pain and every stretch bending the masked mauler backwards. Truman desperately reaches for the ropes, but can't seem to make it. Just as he looks sure to tap out, Amy Atom throws in the towel, submitting for her man.
Ali: And in an enormous upset, the referee calls for the bell and K3yla is going to win this one by submission.
Winner by submission in 3:33 --- K3yla!!
Rumble: This is terrible! This is a travesty! This is … this is … the worst!
Ali: Amy Atom seems to have thrown in the towel for her man, Truman, leaving K3yla with an incredible victory!
Rumble: You know what, that’s right. This isn't terrible. This isn't travesty. This is TACTICS. Amy must have known that it was easier to win this tournament from the Loser’s bracket than to try to keep dealing with people with momentum. That’s the only thing that makes any sense! Big fish, small pond. And Truman is a DAMN big fish. He’ll meet K3yla and her stupid KLovers again, and that time he’ll destroy her!
Ali: We are supposed to try to at least pretend to be unbiased, Rumble. Rumble: Fuck that. K3yla deserves –
Ali: Deserves to be treated like a winner, and a wrestler, which she has absolutely proven here in 777! We’ll see you all next week, right here on DiY Network, for the last Jackpot episode before the Gold Rush PPV! And watch your language, Rumble.
Truman and Amy Atom walk off slowly, Truman holding his back and Amy hugging his torso, yelling at K3yla who continues to celebrate with the crowd to end the show!
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